Mr Monkeys Short Jokes - please follow the links. |
Threesome - Full Joke.
a guy walks into a bar where his girlfriends went out to for a night and says to his girlfriend and one of her friends, 'i could really enjoy screwing the 2 of you.' his girlfriend replies 'while if u could please one of us that might actually happen'......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The Optholmologist
A guy goes to his eye doctor for an examination. They start talking as the doctor is examining his eyes. In the middle of their conversation, the doctor casually says, "You need to stop masturbating." The guy replies, "Why Doc? Am I going blind?" The doctor says, "No, but you're upsetting ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The Stupid Date
The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car. "Want to go in the back seat?" she asked. "Nope", he replied. A few minutes later she asked, Now do you want to get in the back seat? "No, I don't", he said again, "I wanna ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Two Lawyers - Full Joke.
Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beautiful model walking towards them. "What a babe, " one said, "I'd sure like to f**k her!" "Really?" the other responded, "Out of what?"......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The C**k Shop - Full Joke.
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and places his tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: "I'm sorry Sir, this is a clock shop not a c**k shop." "Well, put two hands and a face on this." replies the man.......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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The Bird Flu - Full Joke.
The Center for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird flu. If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment immediately: 1. High fever 2. Congestion 3. Nausea 4. Fatigue 5. Aching in the joints 6. An irresistible urge to crap on someone's windshield!!!......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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