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Lack Of Imagination
There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel ......
Written on 18/11/2008 |
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Brooster The Rooster
Two farmer were talking one day about their chickens: Fred: Sam I just ain't gettin any eggs from my chickens. Sam: Fred do you have any roosters? Fred: No I don't have any roosters. Do you know where I can get some? Sam: I shore do. There ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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Check For Bees
One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he managed for sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree." ......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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The Cruise
An elderly couple took a cruise for their 50th wedding anniversary. to their dismay, their cabin didn't have a queen size bed as the brochure promised, but a bunk bed. The husband looked at his wife and said, "Well dear, your choice..up or down?" With that, she immediately removed her clothes, ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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Somebodys Coming!
A guy is walking into his apt. room one day when he see a beautiful young woman standing outside her door in nothing but a towel. she waves him over and says, " you wanna see whats under this towel?" she slowly starts to undo the towel when she stops and ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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My First Time
So one time I was just thinking of stories to tell and I thought of one. I asked my friends "do you guys remember the first time". "oh hell yeah they all say" so Im telling them about mine. so I say well the first time I had sex was in ......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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