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Up Or Down
A widow and widower lived next door to each other. They had been neighbors for over 30 years, but each had lost their spouse not too long ago. Over a number of weeks, they had become close. One day, the man asked the woman if she enjoyed fishing. Yes, she replied, ......
Written on 28/10/2008 |
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Mother
A man was approached by a colleague at lunch who invited him out for a few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinking with the guys after work. The colleague suggested a way to overcome ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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P***s Problem
A guy goes to see the doctor, because he's a little too well-endowed. In fact, it's 25 inches long and he can't get any women to have sex with him. Anyway, the doctor says there's nothing he can do medically, but recommends a witch doctor that he thinks might be able ......
Written on 29/10/2008 |
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Tarzan
One day, JANE met TARZAN in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him how he engaged in sex. "What's that?" he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said, "Oh, I use a hole in the trunk ......
Written on 30/10/2008 |
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Warning Shopping At Home Depot Joke
I warned ya Be Careful at Home Depot I don't know how many of you shop at Home Depot, but this may be useful to know. I am posting this to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of a clever scam while out ......
Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Chicken Wire & Duct Tape
An old man in Mississippi is sitting on his front porch watching the sunrise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his arm. "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" "Roll of chicken wire." "What you gonna do with that?" "Gonna catch some chickens." "You damn fool! You can't ......
Written on 05/11/2008 |
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