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The C**k And The P***y!!
There was a cat and a rooster wondering by a lake. Both were famished, looking for any food they could find, but to no avail. Later on, the rooster finds himself focusing upon a worm, inching its way nearby. The rooster then proceeds to chase and then pounce on the worm, ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Abstinence
A priest and a rabbi were sitting together on a coach and were talking on a wide range of subjects. Then the priest said, "Even though your religion forbids consumption of pork and such meats, have you ever eaten any?" The rabbi nodded. "I did once. I attended a seminar and ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Bigger D**k Domestic Policy Theory
What the hell is the obsession with big d**ks? Here, I'll show you a big d**k, go to a ranch. There's some nice huge fat horse c**k you can drool over. So my middle name isn't HUGEC**K. Sue me, I have an average size d**k. His name's Craigery. You don't want ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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Alien Sex Study
There is a couple that's spending a relaxing summer night at their cabin in the middle of nowhere when a spaceship lands in their front yard. Out from the spaceship come an alien couple. They introduce themselves and say they are exploring the cosmos and would like to know more about ......
Written on 01/02/2010 |
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