Mr Monkeys One Line Jokes - please follow the links. |
Nervous Wreck - Full Joke.
I was already a nervous wreck about my upcoming surgery. It didn't help matters when the admitting nurse asked me, Have you had a hysterectomy before.......
Written on 12/11/2008 |
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Snow White & Pinocchio - Full Joke.
SNOW WHITE saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face crying, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"......
Written on 20/11/2008 |
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News Flash!!!! - Full Joke.
NEWS FLASH!!!!!MICHEAL JACKSON DIED OF FOOD POISONING.APPARENTLY HE ATE SOME 9 YEAR OLD BOYZ NUTS!!!!......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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Pharmacy Notifiction - Full Joke.
As from march 2007 viagra will only be available under the chemical name. please ask for mycoxaflopin.......
Written on 28/11/2008 |
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Falling In Love - Full Joke.
I can honestly say i've never fallen in love, however i've stepped in it a few times. "We are all worms, but i like to think of myself as a glow-worm" - Winston Churchill......
Written on 30/11/2008 |
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Duckies! - Full Joke.
Two Ducks Are Sitting In A Bathtub! Duck 1 Looks At Duck Number Two And Says "Hey! Can You pass The Soap!?" Duck 2 Looks At Duck Number One And Replies. "What The Hell Do I Look Like? A Type Writer?"......
Written on 04/12/2008 |
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