Mr Monkeys One Line Jokes - please follow the links. |
A Blonde... - Full Joke. with two burnt ears goes to the doctor, who asks what has happened. "The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron." "What about the other one?" "They called back."...... Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Origami Championships - Full Joke. Sky has just won the rights to screen the first World Origami Championships from Tokyo. Unfortunately, it's only available on paper view....... Written on 31/10/2008 |
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Sucsess - Full Joke. What should you do if at first you don't succeed?Keep sucking untill you do suck-seed!...... Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Mickey Mouse - Full Joke. Mickey Mouse and Minni Mouse were in divorce court and the judge said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy. "Mickey replied, "i didn't say she was crazy, i said she's f**king goofy"...... Written on 01/11/2008 |
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Rings - Full Joke. do u know there are three rings to marriage the engagememt ring, wedding ring and the suffering!...... Written on 05/11/2008 |
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Definition - Full Joke. Tact the ability to tell someone to "Go to Hell" and male them feel happy to be on their way.......... Written on 08/11/2008 |
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