Mr Monkeys One Line Jokes - please follow the links.

President Bush - Full Joke.
why did president bush drink beer.... give up...? because smoking pot makes him stupid......
Written on 01/10/2008

Oral Or Anal? - Full Joke.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.......
Written on 02/10/2008

Cheesy - Full Joke.
how can you tell when a blond is having a bad day? when her tampon is behind her ear and her pencil and missing.......
Written on 06/10/2008

Cowboys - Full Joke.
Why do cowboys like bow-legged women? So they don't have to take thier hats off to eat. MISSNJACK......
Written on 07/10/2008

Genital Warts - Full Joke.
Q. What did the guy say to his d**k after he found that the girl he's getting ready to f**k has genital warts? A. "Hang on, boy! It's gonna be a bumpy ride!"......
Written on 15/10/2008

Soul Singer - Full Joke.
how do you turn a duck into a soul singer. put him into the microwave till his bill withers......
Written on 16/10/2008

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