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Avid Golfer
A business executive and his wife were to host an extravagant dinner party at their home on Saturday evening. On Saturday morning, the husband asked his wife if he could go play a round of golf. She explained that she needed his help in getting ready for the dinner party that ......
Written on 21/10/2008 |
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A Dinner Conversation Gone Wrong
WIFE: :"What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?" HUSBAND: " Definitely not!" WIFE: "Why not - Don't you like being married?" HUSBAND: "Of course I do." WIFE: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?" HUSBAND: "Okay, I'd get married again." WIFE: "You would?" With a hurtful look on ......
Written on 26/10/2008 |
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Golf Gag
An American businessman is sent to woo a new Japanese client. He takes the flight over and stays the night in a Tokyo hotel. Looking for a bit of action, the man hangs around the bar a while and, sure enough, finds a hot Japanese lady he wants to bonk. ......
Written on 27/10/2008 |
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The Magic Frogs Wishes
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you 3 wishes." The ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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Old Mans Golf Challenge
A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hours to spare one afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in nine holes before he had to head home. Just as he was about to tee off an old gentleman ......
Written on 02/11/2008 |
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What Would You Give?
A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes. The golfer says to himself, 'I'd give anything to sink this next putt.' A stranger walks up to him and whispers, 'Would you give up a fourth of your sex life?' ......
Written on 07/11/2008 |
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