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Golfing
There was this guy who went golfing every Saturday and Sunday. It didnt matter what kind of weather it was, he was hooked on a round of golf on his days off. One Saturday he left the house early and headed for the golf course, but it was so bitter cold ......
Written on 25/09/2008 |
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Christmas Golf
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in and said, ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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10 Bucks
Kirk was walking down the street when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless man who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. Kirk took out his wallet, extracted ten dollars and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy some beer with it ......
Written on 27/09/2008 |
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Her Diaryhis Diary
HER DIARY Tonight I thought he was acting weird.We had made plans to meet at a bar to have a drink.I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment.Conversation wasn't flowing ......
Written on 29/09/2008 |
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Gold Medalist
Three women were sitting around talking about their sex lives. The first said, "I think my husband's like a championship golfer. He's spent the last ten years perfecting his stroke." The second woman said, "My husband's like the winner of the Indy 500. Every time we get into bed he gives ......
Written on 02/10/2008 |
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The Pilot And The Golf Clubs
A plane is flying, and all is going normally, so the co-pilot decides that he can allow himself a quick toilet break. No sooner has he locked the door than an engine fails. The pilot announces that the engine has failed, but there is no cause for alarm, they'll just be ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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