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Singing In Church !
A minister decided to do something a little different one Sunday morning. He said "Today, in church, I am going to say a single word and you are going to help me preach. Whatever single word I say, I want you to sing whatever hymn that comes to your mind". The ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Monkey & A Lizard Smoking A J
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past, looks up and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey and they smoke ......
Written on 19/11/2008 |
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Mother Of Six
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. In fact, he is so proud of himself and his ability to impregnate that he starts referring to his wife as "Mother of Six" despite her constant objections. One night, they get a chance to leave the kids behind ......
Written on 22/11/2008 |
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By The Sea
Goldie was sitting on a beach in Florida, attempting to strike up a conversation with the attractive gentleman reading on the blanket beside hers. "Hello, sir, " she said, "Do you like movies?" "Yes, I do, " he responded, then returned to his book. Goldie persisted. "Do you like gardening?" The ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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An Oldie
one night little johnny goes running into his parents room when he hears his mother cry out. he sees daddy on top of mommy and asks, " daddy what are you doing to mommy?" daddy says, "dont worry johnny, i'm just making you a baby brother" a little confused, johnny goes ......
Written on 24/11/2008 |
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Priest And Nun
A priest and a nun are on their way back from the seminary when their car breaks down. The garage doesn't open until morning so they have to spend the night in a BampB. It only has one room available. The priest says: "Sister, I don't think the Lord would object ......
Written on 25/11/2008 |
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