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Classic Comeback
A gentleman asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an attractive woman he spotted dining alone. The waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, "This is from the gentleman seated over there, " indicating the sender. She regarded the wine coolly for a second, not looking ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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Office Jokes
Want a day off work? So you want a day off. Let's take a look at what you are asking for. There are 365 days per year available for work. There are 52 weeks per year in which you already have 2 days off per week, leaving 261 days available for ......
Written on 04/10/2008 |
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P***s Envy
Jon was looking for a little "action". He picked up a sweet young thang at the bar and took her back to his hotel room. Little did he know she was damn near a nymphomaniac. After six times she was screaming for more. After the eighth time Jon told her that ......
Written on 06/10/2008 |
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Preacher's Salary
There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a baby so he went to the congregation and asked for a raise. After much consideration and discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so would his paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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Planning Your Estate
Mark was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting ......
Written on 11/10/2008 |
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The Sensitive Man
A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk they connect they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three ......
Written on 12/10/2008 |
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