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The Apple Doesn't Fall Far From The Tree
A few months ago, before I became single again, my children and I had a very interesting conversation. Here it is for your amusement. First a little background information. My Daughter "V" is 8, very cute, and opinionated. She will tell you exactly how it is, whether she really has a ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Silence...
The judge asked the defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the gallery, a man shouts, "Lying bastard!" "Silence in the court!" the Judge says to the man who shouted. He turns to be defendant and says, "you are ......
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Drinking And Driving !
It was 5 minutes before closing time when the drunk stumbled out of the bar. The cop parked in the alleyway watched as he fell down several times while making his way to his car. The drunk hangs onto the car as he fumbles for his keys, he opens the door ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Creating A Porn Flick...
A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a month. A month later, the musician went to ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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What A Bargain!
A woman driving cross country , stops just outside of a reservation to pick up an old indian woman. The woman gets in the car and the ride in silence for a while. The indian woman points to the box sitting on the seat between them and asks "What's in the ......
Written on 19/07/2009 |
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Jesus Is Watching You?
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He tiptoed through the living room but suddenly he froze in his tracks when he heard a loud voice say: Jesus is watching you! Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again. Jesus is ......
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