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A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing, " says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Saturday Morning
Saturday morning he got up early, dressed quietly, made lunch, grabbed the dog, slipped quietly into the garage to hook the boat up to the truck, and proceeded to back out into a torrential downpour. The wind was blowing 50 mph. He pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio ......
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The Conservationist
The local game warden in a small town in Oregon had arrested a man for killing and eating an Egret. The man went before a judge to plead his case. After pleading guilty, but with no explanation, the judge asked him why he did it. "I was just trying to feed ......
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The God Fearing Man And The Rabbi
A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow's absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, "How come after all these years we ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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Bareback
An attractive woman from New York was driving through a remote part of Texas when her car broke down. An Indian on horseback came along and offered her a ride to a nearby town. She climbed up behind him on the horse and they rode off. The ride was uneventful except ......
Written on 15/09/2008 |
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A Childs Prayers
One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: "God bless Mommy, Daddy, and Grandma. Ta ta, Grandpa." The father didn't quite know what this meant, but was glad his son was praying. The next morning, they found Grandpa dead on the floor of a heart ......
Written on 16/09/2008 |
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