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Girl Friend
Once a European man was wondering on a naked beach in Jamiaca. He saw an African sitting on a bench naked. He noticed that the word WY was tattoed on his P***s. The European asked him whether his girl friends name was Wandy? The African smiled and asked how he guessed. ......
Written on 29/12/2008 |
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Naughty Jokes 2
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. "You've been such exemplary statues, " he announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you ......
Written on 06/01/2009 |
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Drown Your Sorrows
This guy sits down at the bar and orders five shots of tequila and downs them straight. The bartender is impressed and asks "Whatzamatta buddy, did ya' have a long day?" The man replies that he just found out that his brother was gay, his brother's family is upset and he ......
Written on 15/01/2009 |
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Does A Bear Crap In The Woods...
A bear is taking a dump in the woods, he turns to discover a rabbit also relieving himself. Addressing the rabbit the bear says " Hi Rabbit, can i ask you apersonal question?" "Sure, fire away" says the rabbit. "Ok, when u take a dump, does the crap ......
Written on 13/02/2009 |
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Your Hair Smells Nice
Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close to a lady standing at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath of air and tells her that her hair smells nice. After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore, takes her complaint to a supervisor in the personnel ......
Written on 05/03/2009 |
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Jumping From A Burning Building
It was July 4th, the parade was over, but unfortunately the fireworks had set a 10 story building on fire. Two men who had been watching the festivities were trapped on the roof. The fire ladder couldn't reach them, and there was no other way for them to get down. Looking ......
Written on 24/03/2009 |
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