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P***s Names
A cowboy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck, " he says to himself, "I really want a drink!" When the gay waiter approaches, he says to the cowboy, "What's the name of your p***s?" The cowboy says, "Look, I'm ......
Written on 13/10/2008 |
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Things Not To Say To A Naked Guy
Things not to Say to a Naked Guy Why don't we just cuddle? It's ok, we'll work around it. Eww, there's an inch worm on your thigh. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? Oh no, a flash headache. giggle and point Why is God punishing you? At least ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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Naughty Couple On Plane
Two voices male and female seated on a plane I think everyones asleep lets go Sound of steps. This ones empty no ones looking you go in first It a bit cramped - let me sit down Have you got the condom? Quick, put it on Sniff sniff Ah perfume - ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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Angelic Revenge
For decades, two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven. Youve been such exemplary statues, he announced to them, That Im going to give you a special gift. Im going to bring you both to ......
Written on 14/10/2008 |
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A Really Bad Day...
So you think you're having a bad day. The following is taken from a Florida newspaper: A man was working on his motorcycle on his patio and his wife was in the house in the kitchen. The man was racing the engine on the motorcycle and somehow, the motorcycle slipped into ......
Written on 15/10/2008 |
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No Cheap Thrills At Target
A man was in a long line at his local Target store. As he got to the register he realised he had forgotten to get condoms, so he asked the checkout girl if she could have some brought up to the register. She asked what size condoms, the customer replied that ......
Written on 16/10/2008 |
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