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Sexual Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to an absolutely gorgeous woman. They exchange brief hellos and he notices she is reading a manual about sexual statistics. He asks her about it and she replies, "This is a very interesting book about sexual statistics. It ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Irish Fancy Dress
A guy decides to have a party where his guests are asked to come as different emotions e.g. fear etc . On the night of the party, the first guest arrives and the host opens the door to see a guy covered in green paint with the letters N and ......
Written on 25/03/2009 |
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Son-of-a
It is hard to find a joke today without a dirty word or two in it, but, here is one: Two tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, "Is that a ......
Written on 06/04/2009 |
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Institution Joke
Routinely, one morning, an aide enters one of the patient's room's and finds a man physically pretending that he's playing tennis, shouting score, etc. to which he exclaims that he's going to be a tennis pro when he leaves the center. Another patient in other room was similarly "practicing his bowling" ......
Written on 12/05/2009 |
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Enough...!!!!!!!!!!!!
Notice of Revocation of Independence To the citizens of the United States of America In the light of your recent failure to elect a reasonable President and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective today... ...Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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Funny Signs
Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together ......
Written on 23/05/2009 |
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