Stiff At Last

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads: 'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'." "Yeah, " she replies, "When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads: 'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.

'" Just go with the flow, its easier

 

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