A WOMAN GONE TO A SHOP AND SHOWN INTEREST TO PURCHASE A SMALL HAND BAG. HOW MUCH THE COST SHE ASKED. 1000 DOLLARS THE SHOP KEEPER REPLIED. ITS TOO SMALL AND SO COSTLY SHE SAID. THE SHOPKEEPER ANSWERED MAM ITS MADE BY P***S SKIN, YOU SIMPLY PUT YOUR HAND ON IT, IT BECOME BIGGER AND BIGGER.