What do you call a stip club owned by Zen mobsters? The Buddha Bing ok, not that great but at least its something that hasn't been repeated 10, 000 times. A man appears before St.Peter at the gates of heaven. St. Peter inquires, "Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" The man replies, "I came upon a gang of bad ass bikers who were threatening and harrassing a young woman in a parking lot. I told them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the biggest, meanest looking biker of the group. I popped him in the face, kicked over his bike, tossed him to the ground and told him to back the hell off.

" An impressed St. Peter asks, "When did this happen?" "Oh, just a few minutes ago, " the man replies.