Time Up Or Shoot It ???

A rich old woman is dying and wanting her daughter to take her chrome plated 38 revolver so that she can always remember her mother. "But mummy, i really don't like guns, how about leaving me your Rolex watch instead ??" "my dear daughter, listen to me, you are going to take over my business, get a handsome husband and earn lot of money." "One day, you may come home late and find your husband having sex with a bitch on the bed.What do you do then?" "Point to your watch and say, "time's up?"

 

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