The Grimiest Asian Store

After class I head to this market my boy was telling me about cuz he said they had EVERY flavor of blunts imagined and they are always fresh.

So i'm like aiiiiiiight I will give it try. I get there.

I noticed it's owned by kimchi ass muf**kers.

And that's kool. I go get me a pop. And approach the register where they got all the blunts. My eyes just lit up. Seeing all these blunts. they are on a wall behind the register. Then right next to the blunts...

I see some porn magazines and videos. I'm like whaaaaaat!!! Not that i'm suprised by porn but i'm suprised they'd sell it here. Then right next to the porn video and magazines were some SWORDS!!! Not no fake shit. These swords were on some Leonardo shit. These were the real deal. Some Kill Bill slice off the top of the head shit....

wait there's more...right next to the swords were some GATS! I was like whaaaaaaat! OH HECK NO! I don't know nothing about no gats but i know those were real. I don't know if this is a regular where ya'll live but damn...this came as a shocker. So much of a shocker i'm on the net telling about it. These fools mean BIDNESS!!! They got everything there. Imagine all the possibilities of that store. You can quench your thirst, roll a blunt, wack it, decapitate somebody, and pull a drive by all in one trip.

Anyways, I left with a pepsi, a strawberry phillie, chocolate phillie, and a kit kat.

 

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