An elderly couple took a cruise for their 50th wedding anniversary.

to their dismay, their cabin didn't have a queen size bed as the brochure promised, but a bunk bed. The husband looked at his wife and said, "Well dear, your choice..

up or down?" With that, she immediately removed her clothes, threw her husband onto the lower bunk and pulled off his pants. She climbed on top and gave him the best sex he had in years.

Each night for the remainder of the cruise, this was their routine. He'd say "up or down?", and she'd f**k the hell out of him. After they got home, the first thing she did was go into the bedroom and then came out.

He said "That was a great vacation, wasn't it, dear?" She replied, "it was ok." "OK?? Jeez, it was fantastic!! I'd say up or down, and you gave me the best sex I had in years!! She replied, "O MY GOD!! I just went to the bedroom to get my hearing aid..I forgot it and left it behind.

I thought you were saying "F**k or Drown!!"