A man buys several sheep one day wanting to breed them for their wool.After several weeks he notices that the sheep aren't getting pregnant and calls the vet for help, the vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination the farmer does not know what this means but does not want to sound stupid he asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant the vet then tells him instead of standing around they will lay around in the grass.

The man hangs up and gives it some thought he comes to the conclusion that he needs to impregnate the sheep himself, so he loads the sheep into the truck and drives them all out to the woods and has sex with them all.

The next morning he looks out and sees the sheep still standing around, so he loads them in the back of the truck and takes them out to the woods again and bangs each sheep twice for good measurehe goes to bed exhausted. The next morning he can't even lift himself out of bed to look out of the window, he asks his wife to look and see if the sheep are lying in the grass, no she says they are all ready in the truck and one of them is beeping the horn!