PUMA is Pumped up my ass One day 3 guys were wandering in a tropical island. As they walked through the jungle, they were ambushed by the local natives. The chief told them they have 2 choices they could either get death or get PUMA. They asked the first guy would like death or PUMA. He said i dont wanna die so i'll take PUMA. After the PUMA he was left scared and traumatized in the corner.

The second guy said hell i dont wanna die either so i'll take PUMA. He got PUMA and was it ever so bad.

He was left in the corner witht his friend.

The next guy said f**k no.

I rather die then get f**ked up the ass. The chief then said very well, DEATH BY PUMA!.