One day a guy and his girlfriend whent to there house.

the guys little brother was there for the week so they were not sure if they should have sex there or not.So they watched tv until his little brother went to sleep and the only bed they had was a bunkbed so they went on top cuz the little brother was on the bottom.

they guy pulled down his boxsers and poped his d**k in her and said if u want me to go fast say bread and if u want me to go slow say tomato.

she said ok.

so she said "bread bread bread tomato bread" and one they went until his little brother woke up and said stop making sandwitchs cuz ur getting mayo on me