THIS MAIL MAN WALKS UP TO PUT MAIL IN THIS MAIL BOX.

AS HE IS PUTTING THE MAIL IN, THE DOOR OPENS AND THERE STANDS THE LADY OF THE HOUSE IN A BEAUTIFUL AND VERY REVEALING RED TEDDY. SHE SAYS TO THE MAIL MAN, YOU MUST BE VERY TIRED FROM CARRYING ALL OF THAT CHRISTMAS MAIL. I HAVE MADE SOME CAKE AND COFFEE.

COME IN AND HAVE SOME AND REST AWHILE. THEY END UP IN THE BED AND THE MAIL MAN EXPERIENCES THE WILDEST SEX HE HAS EVER HAD. THEY FINISH AND AS THE MAIL MAN IS ABOUT TO WALK OUT THE DOOR, THE LADY GIVES HIM A DOLLAR BILL. THE MAIL MAN LOOKS AT THE DOLLAR AND AND ASKS THE LADY TO EXPLAIN THIS. THE LADY SAYS THAT IT ACTUALLY WAS HER HUSBANDS IDEA. WHILE EATING SUPPER LAST NIGHT, I SAID "SHIT, I FORGOT TO GET THE MAILMAN ANYTHING FOR CHRISTMAS", AND MY HUSBAND SAYS, "F**K HIM, GIVE HIM A DOLLAR".