Little Timmy had just gotten home from school when his mother asks how was your day. Timmy responds by saying I learned two new words today, p***y and bitch.

Mom what do they mean? His mom thinks for a minute and says Timmy, a bitch is a female dog, and a p***y is a nick name for a cat. So Timmy goes about putting his things away and then goes outside to play. A few hours later he sees his dad in the garage.

His dad asks, How was your day big guy? And Timmy proudly says dad I learned two new words today. And what were they son? Timmy says some older kids in the playground were talking about a p***y and bitch but I didnt know what they meant.

So his father waists no time, and pulls a magazine from his hidden stash.

Opening it to the centrefold in the centre, he takes a black marker and circles the womens p***y and says son look at this, this is what a p***y is, and little timmy's eyes light up and says wow, thinking that his mom was lying to him earlier, he says to his dad, if thats a p***y then whats a bitch, and his father says, everything outside the circle son..lol