Johnny goes to school on day and his Dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, "I can handle it." Well later that day Johnnys Dad gets a call from Johnnys teacher. "I think I've cured Johnnys betting problem, said the teacher.

"How?" Asked Johnnys Dad.

"Well he bet me ten bucks there was a mole on my ass and, I took him to the teachers lounged and showed him there wasnt one there and took the ten bucks.

" "Damn, he bet me fifty bucks he would see the teachers ass before the day was through."