A man comes home from work and gives his wife a box of chocolates. "What are they for?" She asks.

"I want to make love.

" She shakes her head. "Not tonight.

I have a headache." The next night the husband brings home a dozen roses. "Honey, what are these for?" He repeats his request.

"I want to make love." Again she shhots him down. "I am not in the mood, dear." Every night, for the rest of the week he brings home a gift and requests to make love. Every night his wife says no and gives an excuse. Friday night he comes home and hands his wife six little black kittens with red bows around their necks. "How sweet!" she gushes. "What is the occasion?" He looks at her. "Here are six little pallbearers for your dead p***y.

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