A boy and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do in the backseat parked on a back road some distance from town do.

Things were getting hot and heavy when she stopped him. "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but i'm actually a hooker and i charge 25 for sex.

" She told him. He looked at her in disbelief for a few seconds, then reluctantly paid her and they did their thing. After the cigarette he just sat in the drives seat looking out the window. "Why aren't we going anywhere?" She asked. He answered "I really should have mentioned this earlier, but i'm actually a cab driver and i charge 25 for a ride back to town."