A man walks by a dock daily, and there is always an armless and legless woman sitting in her wheelchair there. one day she calls the guy over and says 'Hey, would you hug me? iv never been hugged before' the man took this as his one good deed for the day, and gave her her hug The next day he walked by the dock again, and the gimp smiled at him and said 'Would you mind kissing me? I couldnt really hug you back before, so i need to give you somethig for making my day, plus iv never been kissed before' the man sucked up all his courage, and pecked the gimp on the lips while she frenched his entire face The next day the man tried to run by the dock, but the gimp saw him and yelled, 'would you F**K me? iv never been f**ked before' the man took this as his chance. He picked her up, walked her away from the dock, and threw her in the ocean, "NOW YOUR F**KKKKKKED!!" |