F**k Me & I'll Tell Ya....

NOTE: SAY TO OPPOSITE SEX THERE WERE 4 LITTLE MICE. 3 MALES, 1 FEMALE.

ALL WERE ASTRONAUTS & SET TO BLAST OFF TO OUTER SPACE. WHEN THEY GOT THERE, THE SPACESHIP BROKE DOWN WITH NO WAY OF FIXING IT SOON.

THE FEMALE MOUSE WAS FRANTIC.

SHE GOES TO THE 1ST MALE MOUSE & SAYS, "PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK HOME" PLEASE... SO HE SAYS, "F**K ME & I'LL TELL YA"... SO SHE F**KS HIM BUT HE TELLS HER NOTHING. SHE RUNS TO MALE MOUSE 2... "PLEASE, PLEASE TELL ME HOW TO GET BACK TO EARTH, I'LL DO ANYTHING"... 2ND MALE MOUSE ALSO SAYS "F**K ME & I'LL TELL YA".... SHE F**KS HIM, - HE TELLS NOTHING. UPSET & DISCOURAGED WITH ONE LAST HOPE, SHE RUNS TO 3RD MALE MOUSE. ONCE AGAIN... "PLEASE, OH PLEASE, TELL ME HOW TO GET TO EARTH SO I CAN GO HOME" SHE BEGS HIM. 3RD MALE MOUSE SAYS... "OK, F**K ME & I'LL TELL YA".. SO SHE F**KS HIM...

HE TELLS HER NOTHING. WANNA KNOW HOW SHE GETS BACK HOME TO EARTH? -- "F**K ME & I'LL TELL YA......

 

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