An elderly woman went to the doctor for help to revive her husbands sex drive. 'What about trying Viagra ?' asks the doctor. 'Not a chance' says Mrs. Murphy who else he won't even take an aspirin for a headache. 'No problem' replies the doctor . 'Drop it into his coffee, he won't even taste it'. 'Try it and come back in a week to let me know how you got on'. A week later she saw the doctor and he enquired as to how things went. 'Oh it was just terrible doctor'.

'What happened?' asks the doctor. 'Well I did as you advised and slipped it in his coffee'.

The effect was immediate. He jumped straight up, swept the cutlery off the table, at the same time ripping my clothes off and then proceeded to make love to me on the tabletop. It was t-e-r-r-i-b-l-e'! 'What's teriible?' said the doctor, 'was the sex not good?' "Oh no doctor, the sex was the best I've had in 25 years but, I'll never be able to show my face in Denny's again.