Car Salesman

A salesman was travelling around the farm country looking to do some business trading some farmers up to new cars.He pulls into one farm & is greeted by a young 8 yeard old boy. The salesman asks where his parents are & the boy say way out back on the farm.

The boy asks what do you want them for? The guy tells him that he sells new cars. The young lad looks at him & tells him that they already have 3 news cars in the shed.

The salesman looks around & sees that the farm is not all that prosperous. Then the boy adds that he won them all on bets. The salesman says that he is bit of a gambler to & what do you bet on. The boy says I bet that I can do something that you can not do.

The guy figures what can a kid do that he could not. So the guy says I will bet you one of my cars against one of your, the boy replies I will take that bet. The kid lets out a yell for his sister & a beautiful 17 year old comes out of the barn. She has a body on her that any woman would die for.The kid says we have another bet sis & they head off to the house. They go up to the bedroom & the sister strips off her clothes & lays on the bed.

The boy gets on one side of the bed & the guy on the other side. The boy starts feeling her brest & the salesman is doing the same thing to the other one. Then the boy starts rubbing her stomach & the salesman does the same.

The boy starts playing with her bush p***y & the salesman does the same. The kid stands back from the bed & pulls his pants down & takes his c**k & bends it right back in a loop. The salesman looks at him & says what color do you want.

 

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