Two farmer were talking one day about their chickens: Fred: Sam I just ain't gettin any eggs from my chickens.

Sam: Fred do you have any roosters? Fred: No I don't have any roosters.

Do you know where I can get some? Sam: I shore do. There is a farmer over by the county line that has a rooster that he is lookin to get rid of. Fred: Thanks Sam. I will go over there and get me a rooster.

The next day Fred goes over to see if he can get a rooster. Fred: Hi! Sam told me that you have a rooster that you want to get rid of? farmer: Yah! I got Brooster.

You can have that S.O.B. I turned him out with my chickens and he almost killed them all before I could catch him and pen him up. Here you can have him, just take he away from here!! Be warned he is a Horny C**k. So Fred takes Brooster home to his farm.

He puts the cage in his chicken coupe and opens the cage. Brooster comes stuting out. C**K A DOODLE DOO!! All of the hens lineup in militery formation. Brooster starts going down each and every line laying each and every hen.

Saticfied with this the farmer goes into his house for supper. Later just before bed Fred goes out to check on his livestock. Everything looks calm. Then he hears a bunch of noise from the chicken house. Fred runs over to see all of his hens laying on their sides with Brooster still screwing them. Fred: Brooster you had better slow down or you are going to kill yourself. Fred turns around and goes into his house, and goes to bed. The next morning Fred goes outside and it is too quite. He gose over to the chicken house and all of his hens are on their backs with teir tounges hanging out, the pen gate is standing wide open. He looks around and sees that the rest of his stock is scatered all around, all dead. He notices thta tere are some buzards circleing over one of his fields. Fred walks over to the fence and sees Brooster lying on the ground. Fred: DAMN IT Brooster!! I told you to slow down, or you were going to kill yourself.

Brooster looks up and says DAMN IT their about to land!