A man walks into a bar, sits down and asks the bartender. "bartender what do I have to do to get a free drink. I am traveling and have found myself a little short here today?" The bartender thinks about it for a miniute and says to the man. "Yes I know what you can do.

I have a horse out back he is the meanest, nastiest stallion around. If you can make him laugh you may drink tonight for free." The man thinks he is up to the task so he proceeds outside to find the horse. Upon returning the bartender knows he has been beat because you can hear this horse outside roaring with laughter. Tells the man whatever he wants it's on the house.

About a week passes and the horse is still laughing when the same man returns to the bar. When he comes in the bartender runs up to him and says "Man I don't know what you did to that horse but he hasn't stopped laughing all week. Can you PLEASE make him stop? I'll do anything." The man thinks about it and again steps outside and a few moments later returns to the bar.

This time the horse is outside crying. The bartender again knows this man had beat him tells the man whatever he wants it's on the house. After his drink the bartender asks him. "I am just curious sir How in the HELL did you just do that?" The man replied "Well sir you see the first time I went out I told him my d**k was bigger than his.....

and the second time I had to show him"