A man on his way home from work remembers it is his Anniversary, he is almost home and stops at a yard sale, he buys an old lamp and when he gets home gives it to his wife, she looks at the lamp with sad eyes, the husband sad honey this is a Magical Lamp, he said all you have to do to it is rub it and Genie will appear, as she started to rub the lamp a cloud of smoke came from the lamp and Poof a Ginnie appeared, the Ginnie of the lamp said I will grant you one wish, the husband just looked puzzled!! The wife said what should I wish for? The husband said to wish for big tit's, the wife looked at the Ginnie and said Genie of this lamp make my Tits a 44, and poof her tits were a 44!! The husband grabbed the lamp from the wife's hands and started rubbing it, a second Ginnie appired and said I will grant you one wish, the man said Genie of this lamp make my D**k hit the Floor, and poof the mans Legs fell off!!