A guy is driving in the country on night when he breaks down, he"s miles from nowhere and starts to walk to see if he can get help, he comes to a farmhouse and the woman invites him in, she tells him the phones are out and he can stay the night in her bed while she takes the sofa, she makes him a meal of about ten sausages, after taking six he tells her he cant eat anymore, can i go on to bed?she say"s goodnight and he quickly falls asleep, two in the morning her husband lands back from the pub and gets into bed with a hardon, and starts to shag what he thinks is his wife, next morning the man is walking back to his car, when a tramp stops him and asks, is there anywhere i can sleep tonight?theres a farm up the road, the wifes a great cook and theres plenty to eat, but i"ll give a tip, when she gives you sausages eat every one because if you leave any they try and shove them up your ass when your sleeping.