There was a mexican, a chinese man, and an arizona redneck all working at the same contsruction site. one day they were sitting at the top of the building at lunch time, when the mexican pulled out his lunch. he cried, "Burritos?! i hate burritos, if i get burritos one more time, i'm gonna throw myself off this building." the chinese opened his lunch and said, "Chow Mein, i hate chow mein, if i get it one more time, I"M gonna throw myself off this biulding." the arizona, pulled out his lunch and cried, "Chili 'n' Beans? i hate chili and beans. if i get them one more time, i'll throw myself off too!" the next day at lunch the mexican opened his lunch to reveal burritos once agian.

he threw himself off. the chinese man revealed his lunch to be chow mein, and threw himself off. the arizona redneck opened his lunch to find chilli and beans and threw himself off as well. at their funerals, the three wives sat around their husbands graves and the chinese and the mexican wives were sobbing greatly. the mexican wife sobbed, "if only i knew he was sick of burritos i would have packed him something else." the chinese wife nodded and sobbed, " and if i knew that he was sick of chow mein, I would have packed something different." the sat in silence waiting for the redneck wife to agree, and turned in surprise to see her not even crying, "don't look at me, he made his own lunch!"