A young redneck and his fiance' were about to get married. The young man is petrified, afraid he won't know what to to on his wedding nighthe never took sex education. So, he goes to his buddy John and explains his problem. John calmly explains sex to Luke and tells him not to worry. But Luke is still worried premarital jitters and all. So John, being the friend he is comes up with a solution."You go ahead and book your hotel for your honeymoon, " he tells Luke. "But get two rooms one right next to the other. I'll come and stay in the next room and listen through the wall and if I hear you doing anything wrong I'll call you up and tell you about it.

" So, relieved, Luke does just that. He and his new bride get married, and sure enough, there's Johns car parked outside the motel room next to his. Once inside the room, Luke immediatly panicks. To stall for time, he tells his new bride he is going to take a shower. The dern idion stays in there for an hour and a half. THe poor girl, in the meantime, develops an urge to use the bathroom something awful wedding jitters and all.

And not just pee , either, she's carrying a load.

Frantically she searches for someway to relieve herself, cause Luke still has the shower tied up.Then, she spys a shoe box under the bed. She takes her shoes out of the box, and relieves herself in the box, covering it with kleenex and spraying it with perfume. Finally , Luke emerges from the shower. As his new bride sits on the bed, he fumbles around, pacing back and forth, wondering what to do next. Just then, he spys that shoe box under the bed. He pulls it out, opens it, and exclaims in pure shock, "My God, You've got shit in your box!" From the room next door he hears John yell in a frantic voice, "Turn her over Luke, Turn her over!"