A big old redneck walked into his local bar with a big grin on his face. What are you so happy about? asked the bartender. WELL, I'll tell you. he replied. You know I live down by the railroad tracks. Well, on my way home last night I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the moview. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place.

Anyway, to cut a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night long, all over the house.

We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top! FANTASTIC!exclaimed the bartender, You lucky slob.

Was she pretty? "Dunno....never found her head"