A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving.

Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?" "Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a 10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection." The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?" "About a gallon.

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