Hilary clinton was talking to GOD the other day.

GOD says hilary, I'd like to ask you a few questions. Go ahead GOD replys.

Well will there be peace in the middle east? asks Hilary. NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME is the reply. Well will there be an end to hungerstarvation? she asks next. NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME is the reply again.

How about a black president will that happen soon? she asks.

NOT IN YOUR LIFETIME is the answer again. Getting upset at these answers she asks huffily Well I know there is soon going to be a woman president, RIGHT? To which the responce is NOT IN MY LIFETIME