101. Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. 102.

Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly color coordinated. 103.

Have you ever played leap frog naked?? 104. I'll bet you 100 bucks that you couldn't get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. 105.

Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire. 106. Would you like to see me naked?? 107.

Do you like chicken? Suck this it's foul! 108. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a b**w ***? No! D'ya wanna do lunch! 109. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman.

110. Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better? 111. Do you spit or swallow? 112. So....How am I doin'? 113. I would give you a piece of my mind but I have much more of something else. 114. Your legs must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. 115.

I would kill or die to make love with you. 116.

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. 117. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word. 118.

Hey baby, let's go make some babies.

119. I wanna floss with your pubic hair. 120. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 121.

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

122. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

123. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK 124. I must be lost. I thought paradise was further south. 125. I had a wet dream about you last night.

Would you like to make it a reality? 126.

I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

127. Free mammograms, get your free mammograms here, get 'em while they're hot! 128. Do you come here often? 129. Where do you live? 130. Hi. I'm Big Brother. I've been watching you... 131. Where have you been all my life? 132. Would you like to join me in the Bahamas next week? 133. Think you can dance in those shoes? 134. Walk over to her"Ok, you can stand next to me, as long as you don't talk about it.

" 135. Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you." 136. Why don't you surprise your roommate and not come home tonight? 137.

I can sense that you're a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

138.

I know a great way to burn off the 300 calories in that pastry you just ate. 139. When she asks, for a match.

How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs? 140. A woman asks, "Excuse me, do you have the time?" You: "Do you have the energy?" 141. At the office copy machine. "Reproducing eh?" "Can I help?" 142.

Say mother, want another? if she has kids 143. You see my friend over there? Point to friend who sheepishly waves from afar He wants to know if YOU think I'M cute. 144.

My face is leaving in 10 minutes.

Be on it. 145. Hey I am a wrestler, let me take you down. 146. Those are nice jeans, do you think I could get in them? 147. What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply. 148. I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast. 149. Wow! Are those real? 150. Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks? 151. You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

152.

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me? 153. Do you take it up the ass? 154. Is that a tic-tac in your shirt pocket or are you just glad to see me? 155. What would you do if I kissed you right now? 156. I'm drunk. 157. You know, I'd really love to f**k your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it. 158. Ever tried those weird prickly condoms? 159. Hey baby, let's go back to my place and get something straight between us. 160.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? 161. Use index finger to call someone over then say I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with my whole hand.

162. I'll suck you so hard that you'll have to pick the sheets out of your ass when I'm finished. 163. Will you marry me and have my children? 164. I want to thank you for insert any event here, grab your ankles bitch! 165. Ya know, if we cut your arms off, you'd look just like Venus de Milo. 166.

Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy? 167.

That shirt's very becoming on you.

If I were on you, I'd be coming too. 168. Can I see your tan lines? 169.

I'm not trying anything, I always put my hands there. 170.

You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case. 171. leaning over to whisper I think about you when I masturbate. 172. I'm gonna have sex with you tonight so, you might as well be there. 173. I'll bet you 50 I could get all your clothes off in 30 seconds. 174. I'm sorry I'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women. 175. Hi. You'll do. 176.

Nice to meet you, I'm your name and you are...

gorgeous! 177.

Your name is Sandra, huh? Can I call you Sandy? Really, what time? 178. Were you in Boy Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. 179. Have you seen any movie? Would you like to? 180. If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me? 181. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole? 182. That dress looks great on you...as a matter of fact, so would I.

183. With hands on shoulders Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.

184. Pardon me, are you in heat?! 185. You know, I never was to good at math...like if I put you and I together, I'd get 69. 186.

You know the more I drink, the prettier you get! 187. You're good at math right? Is 69 a perfect square? 188.

Was your father a farmer? Because you sure have grown some nice melons! 189.

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven! 190. Hey Baby! I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag! 191.

Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs. 192. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off? 193.

When she asks, "What do you think of this dress, sweater, blouse, etc." Say: I like nothing better. 194. At the dinner table, if you eat together, pick up the bread and ask, "Wanna roll?" 195. That's a really nice smile you've got, shame that's not all you are wearing. 196. Ask girl if she likes jewelry. Then grab your nuts and say, "Then suck this, it's a gem!" 197. Good looking waitress pouring a drink Say when! As soon as I finish this drink.

198.

Lie down. I think I love you. 199. What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that? 200.

My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.