A man accompanied his wife to the doctor's office. After the checkup, the doctor took the husband aside and said, "Your wife is suffering from severe, long-term stress and it's affecting her cardiovascular system. She's a good candidate for either a heart attack or a stroke. If you don't do the following four things, your wife will surely die". "First, each morning, fix her a healthy breakfast and send her off to work in a good mood." "Second, at lunch time, make her a warm, nutritious meal and put her in a good frame of mind before she goes back to work." "Third, for dinner, fix an especially nice meal, and don't burden her with household chores." "Fourth, and most important for invigorating her and relieving stress, have sex with her several times a week and constantly perform oral sex on her." On the way home in the car, the wife turned to her husband and asked, "So, I saw the doctor talking to you and he sure seemed serious. What did he tell you?" "You're going to die, " he replied.