A woman walks into a doctors office and says "doctor I hurt all over".

The doctor says "thats impossible". "No really! just look, when I touch my arm, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts.

When I touch my head, ouch! it hurts. When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts" she replies. The doctor just shakes his head and says, "you're a natural blonde, aren't you"?. The woman smiles and says, "Why yes I am. How did you know"?. The doctor replies, because your finger is broken".