Father Mike goes into Mother Superior's office and he is very upset. Inside the office he says to Mother Superior, "We have a problem - a used condom was found in the convent." Mother Superior is very concerned. The two of them discuss the problem and decide on a plan of action. The next day, Father Mike and Mother Superior call all of the nuns together in the chapel. There are 100 nuns standing closely together listening to them.
Father Mike begins by talking about sin and forgiveness.
When he is finished he asks if any of them would like to make a confession to the group.
All of the nuns respond "No Father" Then Mother Superior says, "My sisters, Father and I are very upset and we need to share the reason with you. It seems that yesterday, the children who help clean the convent found a condom." All of the nuns gasped.
Then Mother Superior continues, "And even worse, the condom was used." At this 99 nuns were heard to gasp and 1 nun began to giggle softly. Try as they could Father Mike and Mother Superior could not tell which nun was giggling. So Mother Superior continues.
"As horrible as this may be, I must tell you something even worse. The condom had a whole in it." At this statement, 99 nuns began giggling softly and 1 nun gasped and began crying.
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