This man walks into a bank and goes up to an elderly lady teller and says, "I wanna open up a f**kin' checking account." The old lady replies, "I beg your pardon?" The man repeats, "I said I wanna open up a f**kin' checking account!" The old lady teller calls the bank manager over and tells him this man is cursing her.

The bank manager looks at the guy and says, "You got a problem here Mac?" The guy says, "I don't have any problems, I just won 10 million dollars in the lottery, and I wanna open up a f**kin' checking account." The bank manager replies, "I see sir, is this bitch giving you a problem?"