A DOCTOR CALLED ONE OF HIS PATIENTS NAMED JOHN TO HIS OFFICE ON TUESDAY MORNING.

WHEN HE ARRIVED THE DOCTOR SAID "HAVE A SEAT JOHN". THE DOCTOR SAID "I HAVE SOME BAD NEWS AND SOME REALLY BAD NEWS" JOHN SAID "OK WHAT IS THE BAD NEWS" THE DOCTOR SAID "WELL, ACCORDING TO YOUR TEST RESULTS, YOU ONLY HAVE 36 HOURS TO LIVE." JOHN THOUGHT WOW WHAT COULD BE WORSE THAN THAT.

SO JOHN SAID "OK DOC, WHAT IS THE REAL BAD NEWS?" THE DOCTOR SAID "WELL JOHN, I COULDN'T GET AHOLD OF YOU YESTERDAY."