A lesbian goes to her doctor for her annual physical. After the doctor completes the physical, she says, "You can get dressed now. Your test results will be back in a few days. Stop by my office and I'll review the exam I just gave you.

" When the patient gets to the office, the doctor says, "Well, you seem to be in perfect health. I couldn't find a thing wrong in my exam. Furthermore, I'd like to compliment you on your excellent personal hygiene. I have hundreds of patients, and I can't think of a one of them who keeps her genital area so clean and fresh." The patient says, "Well, there's a perfectly good reason for that . . . you see, I have a woman in at least three times a week." "The Impossible Always Takes a Little Longer"